The New "McCarthyism"

Leftists always hated "McCarthyism," but a new report detailing the dangers of "Right Wing Extremists" from the Homeland Insecurity Dept. makes you wonder, are the leftists in our government becoming all the things they ever hated? It's OK to call it what it is: it's "Pelosism."

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/15/protest-grows-report-right-wing-radicalization/

In the spirit of poking fun at a report which ought to be derisively ridiculed as the work of left-wing wonks and hacks, we bring you the top 10 reasons YOU may be a right-wing "extremist."

10. You've been squirrel hunting in the last year.
9. You like a good cigarette once in a while, or a cigar with a drink.
8. You work for a living.
7. You openly own a pickup, an SUV, or any kind of truck.
6. You use chemicals to get rid of rodents rather than catching and
releasing them in the woods.
5. You voted for Reagan or you would have if you were old enough.
4. You play bingo weekly at the American Legion.
3. You homeschool.
2. You tuck your CHILDREN in at night.
1. You play "Candyland" together on family game night.

Meanwhile . . . Right Wing "Extremist" (wink, wink;) update:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/15/anti-tax-tea-party-protests-expected/

And in other news: Liberal (gasbag) rhetoric fuels unintended consequences:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,516584,00.html

While elsewhere, Napolitano makes a backhanded apology to our veterans. (Here's a hint: an apology with a "but" in any way shape or form is no apology at all.)

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/04/16/napolitano-apologizes-offending-veterans-dhs-eyes-rightwing-extremism/

Left-wing paranoia?

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/041609_extremism.pdf