It's Earth Day - Buy a Pet Cow

One of the frustrating things about the global warming furor is that liberals keep shoving this stuff down our throats.  And the more people who get sucked into believing it, the more we can call it what it really is: "global dumbing."  Not only do I not believe that man-made global warming is happening, if you want to be a jerk and change the terminology on me to "climate change," go right ahead.  

You can call just about anything climate change, and foist all kinds of ecological rules on everyone, making us all miserable.  Well, a lot of us wouldn't have a problem using less gas.  You know why?  For one reason, it makes us less dependent on the rest of the world for it, but it also costs us less money.  In fact, being less wasteful is worth it so often, just because you save money.  Little old ladies have been telling us to turn the lights out when we leave the room for years.  That's because the goal is to pinch pennies.  It's not a bad thing.  We just don't like it shoved down our throats, like the world is going to end tomorrow if I don't recycle a can. 

I like the idea of putting fines on litterers and dumpers and all kinds of jerks who like making a mess of my neighborhood, and my drive to work.  I just don't like extra carbon credit taxes and other nonsense shoved down my throat, and you shouldn't either.  

Today's list.  5 things you can do to P.O. global warming morons and earth worshipers on THIS earth day:

5.  Turn the lights off on all the liberals at work.

4.  Scold them as hypocrites for driving their SUVs around.  

3.  Remind your liberal friends that global warming is a hoax.  

2.  2 words: EAT MEAT.  

1.  In the meantime, get a pet cow.