Did Joe Biden Not “Slap Down” Bush? No! Not Possible

Apparently Vice President Joe Biden did not “slap down” President Geoge W. Bush in the Oval Office . . . .

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/09/bush-aides-challenge-bidens-boasts-oval-office-slapdowns/

What a surprise this is! We’ve just never known the guy to make up stuff before. So, if we have to take this off of his list of claims, we just want to make sure you know about the rest of his distinguished resume. Please accept the following list:

Other Top Things Joe Biden has “Done”

5. Present during original crossing of the Delaware.

4. Tried to prevent World War I after first elected to congress.

3. Stepped onto the moon during the Apollo 11 landing, and coined the term “NASA.”

2. Has spent majority of time since elected to giving home improvement advice as specialist at Home Depot.

1. Helped Al Gore invent the Internet.*

*Only helped a “little bit” on that one.

**(Special disclaimer for Democrat voters: Joe Biden has never actually done any of these things.)